This story is a true story. Unfortunately it’s not one of mine. A Bator Buddy in the Proud Bators Discord server relayed this to us after some reminiscing about early bate buddy experiences. I hope you enjoy this bate buddy erotica as much as I enjoyed hearing it from him. Well. I think I fucked that one up. I fired the text off to my classmate as I walked back to the dorm. Today was my last exam, followed by my last shift at the shitty campus coffee shop. What I think I fucked up was both of those things. …

This story was inspired by an episode of Friends, weirdly, where Joey and Chandler try to manipulate the party so that Chandler can kiss Monica at midnight. Don’t worry. There’s not hetero action in this first time erotica. “Remember when we used to actually party on New Year’s Eve?” Steve asked as he sat on the couch next to Glenn. “When we’d meet up for lunch the next day from whichever chick’s house we’d go to, with no memory of midnight?” Glenn was slurring his words. “That wasn’t really a party so much as a 2-day bender compressed into one …